njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

Levels of Tumblr.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

scyllaya:

fuck-you-im-not-scene:

1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-49 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers = Tumblr famous. 

So uhh, looks like I’m Tumblr Popular.

Im tumblr popular holy shit

A special message for my followers.

crueland-unusual:

ducksmith:

999999996699666699669999999999699999999996699999999
996666996699666699666666996666666669966666996666666
996669966699666699666666996666666669966666996666666
996699666699666699666666996666666669966666999999999
996666996699666699666666996666666669966666666666699
996666699699666699666666996666666669966666666666699
999999996699999999666666996666666669966666999999999

Press Ctrl and F, type in 99 and then press “Highlight all”.

I am so done with everyone on this site.

darklordchucklesda-sillypiggy:

This is what I came to when I got home from school

Salt all across my window and the broken window with ducktape just barely keeping it together.

My only guess on this situation is that somebody was fighting A Demon trying to keep it out with salt. 

Or… I Don’t know, all i know is that i’m freaking the fuck out.